“Excuse me,” you say, “but it’s not October. It hasn’t been for, well, almost a month.”
Oh, but don’t you wish it was? Wouldn’t it be nice if you could do Thanksgiving all over again? You could skip the regrettable things you did—like have that fifth piece of pie. Really, four was plenty.
The printed and mailed version of this newsletter of ours did indeed go out in October. They were fiber-rich and fat-free. The ones linked from this message are equally so—you may read either without fear of overstuffing yourself. Please do, because we don’t want any leftovers.
The following pictures will help you see how I (David) have occasionally kept myself busy with bigger projects: